On poetry

I read Jabberwocky. Then I felt inspired.

'Twas sunny and the barista
Did smile and wink at him
He walked up to the scrum board
With a mug filled to the brim

"Beware the backlog, young dev!
The tasks that drain, VMs that drool!
Beware the ticket queue and shun
The wretched CM Tool!"

The vorpal keyboard 'neath his hands
Long he toiled with little luck
He tore his hair and paced about
And harshly whispered "fudge!"

Suddenly the ticket queue did jump
Alarms spiked to great degree
The inbox filed with new requests
Marked with high priority

Sev one! Sev two! And through and through
The vorpal keys went clicky-clack
He resolved them all and to the board
He went galumphing back

"And, has thou solved our high pri bugs?
Does the task list show a dent?
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
And drinking the team went