On reverse stalking

I keep pretty close tabs on who comes on my blog. I'm curious to see if anything I've written got linked somewhere, if someone I just met just Googled my name, how often Google crawls my site or what unusual combination of search terms leads people here. Some comments

• Someone from Syracuse keeps on coming here via LinkedIn. I don't think I know anyone in the 'Cuse, so I'm thinking it must be a recruiter. Let me save you the trouble: I'm an Upstate NY and have lived enough of my life among lake effect snow and crumbling infrastructure.
• I'm able to track screen sizes and I have to know how anyone can have a screen that is 32768x1024. Send me a picture please
• My pictures are generally higher ranked by Bing than by Google. Additionally, the Bing queries have more to do with the actual pictures than Google.
• Someone from Britain keeps Googling "Mehal Shah" and comes here. Pal, I'm the number one "Mehal Shah" on the Internet and I ain't giving up that spot easy.
• Can someone go to Antarctica and access this page? I have a checklist I'd like to complete.